I need to take a shit

Hi guys, its the great Naiso AKA WackoZacko. I really need to take a shit. SO BADLY but I have shoved a glue stick up the hole to prevent anything from coming out. Right now I am currently in a lesson at my local school called Research Practices. I think it is the most boring lesson of my life. BLA BLA BLA long story short I need t take a shit, wish me luck still 19 minutes left of this lesson.